By clicking accept you agree:
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If you help people steal our movie, our german shepherd will not be able to eat and she’s already skinny.
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Your mother taught you not to steal. Stealing is wrong. You are a good person for purchasing our film. But, if you upload the film onto the internet, you are a bad person.
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If you feel you must give films away, you should give away the property of multi-national media corporations run by Australians with the initials R.M. and not plucky, independent filmmakers who are trying to stick it to “The Man.”
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If a friend of yours caused your copy to jump to their hard drive without your consent, you hereby “pinkie-swear” that you will make them come to our website and donate $1.29.
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A friend of ours from college sold out and became an entertainment attorney. We have compromising pictures of him holding a bong, therefore he will write nasty “cease and desist” letters to you and sue you for a gazillion dollars if you steal our film.
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#5 is a lie. None of our friends are lawyers. We wanted to seem scary.
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If you want to know your rights and our rights to our copyrighted material we suggest you read the itunes terms and conditions. Steve Jobs can afford really good lawyers.
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By purchasing this film you promise not to upload it to the internet or give it away herewith that enforces the plaintiff’s aforementioned copyright.
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We suck at this.
- By clicking “accept” you not only get to your very own copy of an award winning film, but also accept our sincere love and appreciation. Air hug.
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