Download your very own personal copy of the film here!

Say what?! A buck twenty-nine for my own digital copy of the film? Oh, Snap! That’s way cheaper than a film on itunes! And I own it? It’s mine? No cheesy digital rights protection? An honest-to-goodness digital download of the film? Fo’ shizzle.

Run time: 8:29

Official Film Poster + FREE MOVIE DOWNLOAD!

Show some lovin’ to your lonely wall the way only Russel Fish can. White walls went out with disco, baby.

Size: 24x16 inches

Official "Millard Fillmore Physical Education" T-shirt + FREE MOVIE DOWNLOAD!

Identical to the T-shirts in the film! Give an MF to your gym teacher or personal trainer (we mean Millard Fillmore, of course). If Tyra saw you wearing one, she’d say you look “fierce.”

Gray heather with hunter green print.

Sizes: xs, s, m, l, xl

“Russel Fish: The Sausage & Eggs Incident” DVD

Pop the popcorn and pull the lever on your La-Z-Boy to experience the magic in your own private screening room. Laptops are for movie luggin'. DVD's are for movie lovin'.

Run time: 8:29

NTSC